The apocalypse is here, and a horde is hopping like bunny rabbits down a narrow hall toward their plump and meaty trophy... you. The wall collapses behind you, a downed helicopter frees the way out. You bolt toward freedom, but there's something awry, your crappy pants are chafing your thighs! Your pace slows and the horde is catching up. You grip your tender and bloodied leg chonks, the smell of blood fuels their hunger and they're on you like flies on decay.

Don the joggers that'll put the fleet in your foot, the Jiangshi Joggers.

Thread Specs

• 60% cotton, 40% polyester pre-shrunk fleece
• 7.2 oz/yd² (244 g/m²)
• 1x1 rib cuffs with spandex for stretch and recovery
• Elastic waistband with external drawcord
• Contrast drawcord and side pockets
• Lower rise on the front, longer rise on the backside
• Pilling-resistant
• Tapered leg