The Golden Age
Sony’s evidently bringing classy back in the nerdiest fashion possible. The great, golden console above was mailed to Notch – some know him as Markus Persson, more know him as Minecraft’s daddy – as an unfathomably awesome VIP invitation to their E3 event.
As of this writing, the famed developer is unsure if the gold PSone still functions (he’s yet to dig out his cords from storage), but Sony also sending him a copy of Dungeon Master II as another “nerd bribe” seems to suggest the golden classic still has some fight in her.
“Is anything what it seems in this town?”
Which draws in the eye more? The giant, venomous snake shedding clumps of skin or approachable – yet strangely alluring – casual Friday Jill sporting a macho-insecurity sized rocket launcher?
Trick question. The answer was “fireplace.”
The bitch is floating.
I don’t think she cares.