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The Red Herb’s Mass Effect 3 T-Shirt Giveaway Winners! If you’re...



The Red Herb’s Mass Effect 3 T-Shirt Giveaway Winners!

If you’re a Mass Effect diehard (or, I guess, a Shep-hard or something), there’s no doubt in my mind that you’re finishing the fight as we speak.  In other words, you’re not reading this.  But whenever you contest entrants take a break from saving the virtual galaxy and resurface in the physical world – which will probably be weeks – know that two of you have earned the right to wear Shepard’s mug on your body.

Gamergirlgemo and pristinely-ungifted, you’re gosh darned champions!  The shirts are yours to claim.  Thanks for participating in The Red Herb’s Mass Effect 3 Galactic Peril T-Shirt Calibration Giveaway!

There’s sure to be more contests on the way and different cool shit for you fellow gaming connoisseurs to snatch up.  Until next time, friends, stay posted to the Herb.


REMINDER THE LAST: Final Chance to Enter The Reb Herb’s Mass...



REMINDER THE LAST: Final Chance to Enter The Reb Herb’s Mass Effect 3 T-Shirt Giveaway!

The window of opportunity to clothe your body in a limited edition Mass Effect 3 Tee is closing.  Entrants are still being taken up until 11:59 P.M.  After you pick up your copy of Mass Effect 3 at midnight, check your inbox – the universe just may have made you a winner.  You winner, you.  Help me rack in that paragon and take these goddamn heirlooms off my hands.  Two winners will be selected, two shirts shall be given.  Cast your entry here, Commander.

If this giveaway is successful, it stands to reason more will come, so be sure to follow The Red Herb for more sporadic contests and everything that has to do with gaming!


REMINDER: The Red Herb’s Galactic Peril Limited Edition Mass...



REMINDER: The Red Herb’s Galactic Peril Limited Edition Mass Effect 3 T-Shirt Giveaway Contest!

As a treat to my handful of followers and anyone so kind enough as to check out The Herb, I’m giving away two Mass Effect 3 Tees like the one pictured above (sans the terribly photoshopped assault rifle).

The contest only lasts up to 11:59 P.M. on March 5th, so follow this link to find out how to enter.  A lack of entrants will force my hand to burn these shirts.  Shipping the ashes will cost me significantly less but, as a result, causes the shirts to be infinitely less wearable.  So enter now to keep Shepard’s face intact!


The Red Herb’s Mass Effect 3 T-Shirt Giveaway! They’re the 74th...



The Red Herb’s Mass Effect 3 T-Shirt Giveaway!  They’re the 74th Most Popular Clearance-Priced Item on the Citadel, Guaranteed!

Courtesy of the humble folks over at Play N Trade Oviedo, I’ve come into possession of two swanky official Mass Effect 3 T-Shirts that, through the intervention of the fates, can now be yours for the price of nothing.  The shirts only come in XL, so unless you’re a big Mass Effect fan, Shepard’s face may have to investigate a distress call from your dryer (note: it’s a suicide mission, the shirts are pre-shrunk).

All you have to do is reblog this post before 11:59 P.M. on March 5th – the eve of O Holy Shepard’s return – and winners will be randomly selected, messaged, and geared up with the finest free XL t-shirt no money can buy you.

(In the event a winner is not selected, shirts will be shot into the cold of space.)

UPDATE: Yes, you must be a U.S. resident in order to participate.  There are some things that go without saying and I lacked the intelligence to gather that this is not one of those things.


“Each of You Needs to Be Willing To Die. Anything Less, and...



“Each of You Needs to Be Willing To Die.  Anything Less, and You’re Already Dead.”

What’s a launch trailer that doesn’t launch on a game’s launch day?  It’s still a launch trailer, apparently.  We just have to get past the weekend hump (and that sonavabitch Monday) until the final act of the Mass Effect trilogy is ours to command.

As you’re whiling away the five-hundred years it’ll take to get to...