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Lollipop Chainsaw (PS3/Xbox 360) Grasshopper Manufacture’s next...



Lollipop Chainsaw (PS3/Xbox 360)

Grasshopper Manufacture’s next weird, playable mish-mash of style and violence has a new date to call its own.  June 12th is the day zombies will regret ever craving the flesh of a gyrating teenager and her disembodied boyfriend’s pissed off head.  European zombies will share a similar sentiment on the 13th.


Japanese Lollipop Chainsaw Trailer; You’ve Been Warned I hope...



Japanese Lollipop Chainsaw Trailer; You’ve Been Warned

I hope this trailer is as informative of Japanese culture to you as it was to me.  They sure do have the best zombie outbreaks over there.

Suda 51 invites you to beat off the undead as Juliet on April 24th.  If Suda gets to play dress up with high school girls, I get to make puns.


Shadows of the DAMNED by David Semsei


Lollipop Chainsaw Gleefully Desecrates Love Stories in...



Lollipop Chainsaw Gleefully Desecrates Love Stories in ‘Valentine’s Day’ Trailer

This latest trailer finally shows us how the disembodied head seen on Juliet’s gyrating waist comes into play.  And wouldn’t you know it, it’s pretty disturbing camp.  The kind of camp only James Gunn can dish out, in fact.  Mr. Gunn, writer and director of such must-see fare as Slither and Super, has laid down story...


Hail to the Prom Queen with Lollipop Chainsaw When I said...



Hail to the Prom Queen with Lollipop Chainsaw

When I said Lollipop Chainsaw paid homage to Evil Dead, I didn’t know how right I was.  Offered as a pre-order bonus at Gamestop, teenaged zombie-mauler Juliet Starling can get primitive on those undead screwheads with her Ashley J. Williams skin.

A multitude of other costumes are being made available if you pre-order at either Amazon or Best Buy, but I’ve put up the blinders the moment I caught ‘Groovy’ in a headline today.  If you’re unfamiliar with Ash and his misadventures with the Necronomicon, either load up your Netflix queue or find a way to punch yourself out of this reality so I don’t have to know you anymore.