“Percent Daily Values are based on a diet of a Pure Gamer. Your Daily Values may be higher or lower depending on hours spent gaming.”
The lifestyle of a pure gamer has many rewards – unfortunately, swinging open a hard to find chest of loot or finally grinding your way to level 100 after just as many hours isn’t as rewarding for your body as it is for your pride. But this is the burden we bear. This is the path we blaze. We are Pure Gamers and we stand proudly togeth –
Hang on, I gotta pause. Pizza dude’s here.