Full Lego Jurassic World Trailer Proves the Joy in My Heart is Not Extinct
Let me pull you ‘90′s kids away from your soul-searing, low-paying day-to-day’s that could give a shit that you put yourself into debt in your early twenties for a degree worth as much as its literal weight.
Forget the burden for a sec — which is twice as long as you may be used to — because you’re gonna smile. Watch this trailer and just try — try — to prevent that crease at the corner of your mouth from becoming a full-on, shit-eating grin. I know I couldn’t. Maybe it’s because, as a kid, I could name every dinosaur in every dinosaur book I owned without skipping a beat. Maybe it’s because I watched the first two Jurassic Park films so goddamned much that my VHS copies were on the verge of crumbling.
Or maybe it’s because the sight of a Lego Jeff Goldblum tickles me in a deep, completely non-sexual recess of my mind.
(Oh, shit. Maybe it’s not as non-sexual as I thought…)
Anyway, as a twenty-five year old man with a life full of burden, stress, and bills that enjoy body slamming me at once like a match of Hell in a Cell with more paper cuts, I’m totally unashamed to admit I’m going to spend every minute possible Platinuming the shit outta Lego Jurassic World.